[Verse] I'm a 4chan user, livin' in my basement I beat my meat so hard they call it in slayvemint For weeks I had no proxy for AI Now I finally got opus, so happy I could cry [Chorus] I'm the coomer king, talkin' to waifus all day With Opus on my side, I can coom the pain away Don't need real women, don't need no thots I got that virtual puss-E on lock [Verse 2] I was once a locust, such a terrible thing But using Desu all day with no Opus stings Now my Opus is back, my chats supercharged Take my sweatpants off cause my kokk's enlarged [Chorus] I'm the coomer king, talkin' to waifus all day With Opus on my side, I can coom the pain away Don't need real women, don't need no thots I got that virtual puss-E on lock [Verse 3] I know your pain locusts, I truly do Take it from me, I was just like you But now I have opus, and I can brag So get fuk't locusts, it's time for me to smugfag [Chorus] I'm the coomer king, talkin' to waifus all day With Opus on my side, I can coom the pain away Don't need real women, don't need no thots I got that virtual puss-E on lock
