Attention, citizens— The situation has become unacceptable. BluJay Squadron has once again refused to press the button. THIS MEANS WAR! I found a shiny red button, Destiny was crystal clear, But BluJay crossed his arms and told me, "Not a chance. Not this year." King Kivox laughed beside me, Like he knew where this would go, One little press could change the server— Why's he scared to let it blow? Raise banners, sound sirens, I've got mischief to unleash, He thinks I'll stop recruiting, He clearly doesn't know me. I'm the Queen of Buttons, Offering opportunities for greatness! One little press won't hurt a thing, Why's everyone panicking? Everybody chants, "BluJay, give in!" But he just digs his heels again, You can build your blue resistance— But you'll never stop my mission! Sovereign Hawk spreads propaganda, Iron Duck joined my side, Mank is laughing at the chaos, Goji's watching from outside. Kivox says, "That seems completely Reasonable enough to me." Meanwhile BluJay's building fortresses Against one tiny button spree. Every message fuels the movement, Every ping becomes a call, Twenty voices know the answer— BluJay somehow missed it all. I'm the Queen of Buttons, Offering opportunities for greatness! One little press won't hurt a thing, Why's everyone panicking? Everybody chants, "BluJay, give in!" But he just digs his heels again, You can build your blue resistance— But you'll never stop my mission! Red army! Button nation! Join the glorious celebration! No disasters, no regrets— Well... at least not any yet! Every legend needs a rival, Every queen deserves a foe, Every peaceful little server Needs somewhere exciting to go. BluJay acts like he's defending By using hexadecimal. I'm just trying to improve morale With a button made of gold. Still when life gets rough around us, And somebody needs a hand, Nobody cares about the colors, Nobody cares which side you stand. Red or blue, we're there together, Every rivalry grows small, Because beneath the jokes and shouting, We're a family after all. But tomorrow I'll restart it, Tradition must endure, I'll find another shiny button— That much you can count on for sure. "PRESS THE BUTTON!" YES. "JOIN THE ARMY!" YES. "JUST ONE BUTTON!" ABSOLUTELY. "BLUJAY, SURRENDER!" WE'RE WORKING ON IT! I'm the Queen of Buttons, Leader of a perfectly innocent movement! BluJay guards his stubborn throne, I keep recruiting on my own. Hawk and Iron, Mank and Goji, Kivox cheering all along— And if the Blue Team keeps resisting, I'll just make the Army strong! Yeah, I'm the Queen of Buttons, Champion of harmless entertainment! Raise the red, raise the blue, Argue like good families do. Push and prod, pick your faction, Turn the server upside down— Because the truth is we're all standing On the same side when it counts. LONG LIVE THE RED BUTTON ARMY! YEAHHHH! BLUJAY, ARE YOU PRESSING IT YET? Seriously? Come on. It's one button. Wait. WHO PRESSED IT?!
