Nordic Discord Challenge - Summer Bingo C2 Genre: Grand Country? Theme: Uplifting Lyrics: Woke up late, spilled coffee on my only clean shirt Truck won't start, and my back still hurts Dog ran off with my breakfast burrito Boss called twice sayin' "Where'd you go, hero" I cussed the sky and kicked that old tire Thought the whole world's caught itself on fire Then I looked around through my little storm And realized misery comes in every form 'Cause somewhere out there, bless their heart Some poor fool's got a flatter cart Their ex came back, just to borrow cash Their tractor's smokin' and their phone just crashed Yeah, life'll knock you clean off your boots Steal your beer and your barbecue So laugh a little, don't curse the rain There's always somebody havin' a worse day Neighbor's rooster crowed at half past three Mosquitoes held a family reunion on me Got a speeding ticket drivin' five under the limit Officer said, "Sir, don't overthink it" Thought I'd reached my final straw Till I saw old Earl at the hardware store He bought the wrong paint, locked his keys inside And his brand-new dentures fell in the fertilizer pile 'Cause somewhere out there, bless their soul Somebody dropped their fishing pole Caught the big one, line snapped clean Then stepped in something awful and green Yeah, fate's got jokes and awful aim It don't care much about your name So grin a little through the pain There's always somebody havin' a worse day Maybe comparison ain't the cure But it sure beats punchin' holes in doors You can pout, you can holler, you can raise some Cain Or thank your stars you ain't that train The one with three flat tires somehow A goat in the cab and no clue how 'Cause somewhere out there, right this minute Someone's knee-deep in "I ain't winnin'" Their wedding cake's upside down Their boat's afloat, but not on water now So tip your hat to the hard-luck parade We've all been members, dues are paid If today don't sparkle, that's okay Tomorrow's got another chance to play And if your luck's gone off the rails Just remember this old country tale The sun comes up, the hurt will fade And somewhere, somebody's still havin' a worse day
