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Anon at Gamestop volume 1 - 4chan

GameStop just want to let you know u guys have done a very bad job of stopping the games so far. you've done like, the opposite >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but "Rapala pro bass fishing" is the closest game we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >lady buys two and takes all three >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because they're open >a kid out there received 3 copies of a fishing game for christmas >at gamestop >kid comes up to me >"hey, where is the the hardcore FPS games for three sixty?" >> look at him and say there are no Hardcore FPS games for the three sixty >"shut up and tell me where the hardcore games are or ill tell the manager" >this kid thinks I'm an employee, i feel insulted >so pick up a copy of spec ops the line >"here this is the most Hardcore shooter game we have >looks at it and says "this is so cool, all my friends will be jelly" >kid buys the game and leaves >next day >back at gamestop to pick up pre order >see the kid with his mom >kid looks visibly shaken >"Excuse me sir, id like to return this game, one of your awful employees recommended this game to my son and now he has nightmares" >"could you point to the employee?" >The kid points to me >I'm laughing so hard with glee >"ma'am thats not an employee" >kid says "but he looked like one. >i gather my self and ask the kid "Do you feel like a hero yet? Did you enjoy burning all those civilians?" >kid starts screaming at me >mom takes the refund and drags the screaming brat out of the store >me and employee start laughing >picked up my copy of Shin Megami Tensei Four >my face when i could hear Conrad's voice in my head >"Do you feel like a hero yet?" >Yes, yes i do