Chico Lopez isn’t Champion Anymore

[verse 1] They changed the name on the municipal auditorium Who told them they could There used to be kids in these seats Now they’re all old I’d come down for the wrestling show With my old man in tow He’d teach me about MPT And Rik Luxury and why those two guys will fight But [Chorus] Chico Lopez isn’t champion anymore I yearn for those days Where did the Workfarm go How come nobody knows When did Rik Luxury get old He stole my girlfriend once Chico Lopez isn’t Champion anymore [Verse] There’s new kids in the ring And they know how to put on a show There’s a prince and king And doctor with a diamond thing A monster who knows how to go But [Chorus] Chico Lopez isn’t champion anymore I yearn for those days Where did the Workfarm go How come nobody knows When did Rik Luxury get old He stole my girlfriend once Chico Lopez isn’t Champion anymore [Verse] I remember when Brian Cage was small That time we watched a show in the mall I think James Hate fought Dylan Drake And Hate hit Drake with a barbed wire rake And someone told me Bradley Rotten died I really wish he would have lied Who will feed Fanga his fish If I had just one wish But [Chorus] Chico Lopez isn’t champion anymore I yearn for those days Where did the Workfarm go How come nobody knows When did Rik Luxury get old He stole my girlfriend once Chico Lopez isn’t Champion anymore [Verse] Now look at little Shellhammer He got buff and tough And ol MPT is still here He’s a man you can not bluff I’ll stick with PCW through the years It’s my favorite show And sometimes I wonder through these happy tears Where did the work farm go But [Chorus] Chico Lopez isn’t champion anymore I yearn for those days Where did the Workfarm go How come nobody knows When did Rik Luxury get old He stole my girlfriend once Chico Lopez isn’t Champion anymore