Arizona charged with giant cans, Pure Leaf brewed real strong, Gold Peak allied with Brisk for might, Lipton joined the throng. Snapple Peach betrayed the pact, Stabbed Pure Leaf in the back, Nestea flipped, Peace Tea laughed, But Arizona struck back! Chorus: Glory, glory, iced tea war! One brand left, the rest no more! Sweet or unsweet, flavor galore, Arizona stands victorious! Alliances formed then crumbled fast, Gold Peak drowned in the fray, Brisk and Lipton sank at last, Snapple's last words: "Oh nay!" Arizona's big can army won, Cheap and bold, they reign, The final victor, battle done— Iced tea throne remains!
