[Verse 1 – fast, grinning, already bouncing] We charged the orc horde twenty-to-one, arrows thick as winter rain, The Barbarian laughed and lost his axe—found it stuck in an orc chieftain! The Thief slipped on blood, went sliding through, cut twenty hamstrings on the way— The Wizard sneezed a Fireball wild— it bounced off three shields and saved the day! [Verse 2 – faster, pure glee] The Cleric’s mace flew out of his hand, clocked a shaman right on the crown, His healing spell went sideways and wide— cured the enemy’s hangover and turned him around! I called the thorns to bind the foe, they wrapped our legs instead of theirs— We toppled like dominoes into the front line and crushed the whole damn front with our rears! [Chorus – everybody, loud, stomping, tankards banging] Luck holds! Luck holds! The gods are drunk and rolling bold! We’re too dumb to die, too wild to fold— Luck holds! Luck holds! Through every stupid, glorious story told! [Verse 3 – breathless, laughing] An ogre swung a tree-trunk club, missed the Barbarian, hit the dam— The flood came roaring down the hill and washed the goblin flank to kingdom come! The Thief pick-pocketed a bomb— didn’t know it till it went off in his pack— Blew a hole in the enemy siege tower and the tower fell on their general’s back! [Verse 4 – even faster, triumphant] My sword broke clean on a helmet rim, the blade went spinning through the air— Pinned the enemy banner to the ground and the whole horde thought their leader wasn’t there! We should’ve died a dozen times, but fate kept tripping on its own shoelace— Five fools against the world tonight and the world just lost the race! [Chorus – louder, whole tavern roaring] Luck holds! Luck holds! The gods are drunk and rolling bold! We’re too dumb to die, too wild to fold— Luck holds! Luck holds! Through every stupid, glorious story told! [Final Chorus – biggest yet, arms linked, jumping] Luck holds! Luck holds! Raise your cups and drain ‘em cold! For the friends who fight beside you and the dice that never roll us low— Luck holds! Luck holds! And tonight the whole damn world can know!
