(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer") [Intro] Hey kids, now I know you all know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all? (Rudolph) that's right Rudolph He was the one with the big red nose that everyone make fun of Everyone there is except Santa [Verse 1] Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Had a nose that glowed so bright, And poor Donner tried to hide it, To keep his light from being seen. He sent is boy off to the Reindeer Games, Where the truth wouldd be revealed, First, he met and doe named Clarice and leaped up through the air But the snow washed the mud of his nose, and it started to glow Then all the other reindeer, They laughed and called him names [Verse 2] Then Rudolph met up with Hermey, The elf who longed to drill and clean, Said, "I'm sick of making toys, friend! A misfit, I have been!" "Oh how I hate the workshop, friend! A dentist I will be Then along came old Yukon Cornelius, With his pickaxe and his dog sled team A misfit, a dentist and prospector, leaving the North Pole to follow their dreams high up in the snowy mountains, chased by the Abominable Snow Monster They fled the fearsome Bumble, In a snowy, screaming crash! [Verse 3] With his pickaxe, Yukon chipped an ice burg, and they floated away landing on the Isle of Misfit Toys, Where the King Moonracer ruled They vowed they'd tell Santa, to find them all a home So Rudolph left the island, Returning to the Pole, Rudolph’s cave was empty, and walking through a blizzard, Santa came to say Your parents and Clarice were missing, Lost while out searching for him! Then Rudolph found them on the mountain, The Bumble held them tight, But Hermey used his dentist tools, To make the monster right! He pulled those massive teeth right out, And stole the creature's roar, Then Yukon tamed the Bumble, So it wasn't fearsome anymore! [Verse 3] When Santa tried to cancel Christmas, blinded by Rudolph’s nose Oh that nose! That wonderful nose! That amazing glowing nose! Santa said, Rudolph with that nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight Then how the reindeer loved him, As they all shouted out with joy, The sleigh took off in the blizzard night, with Rudolph leeding the way First they flew down to the Misfit Isle, to pick up all the toys They flew around the world, bringing joy to every girl and boy. [Outro] With everyone gathered in the workshop, The bumble put the star on the tree Santa told Rudolph, you’ll go down in history Mery Christmas everybody, and to all a good night
