[Verse 1] Saw it on Instagram today Palm trees blowing by the bay Every reel looked so divine I said, “Buddy, read the signs” Everybody looking like a ten That’s exactly where it all begins He saw heaven through a screen Never asked what anything means [Bridge — high nasal chant] Don’t play blind in Thailand Thailand might surprise you Check the fine print, boy Before the nightlife finds you Oh, booooyyyy... [Chorus] She got curves that defy physics Got a voice that’s kinda suspicious If your brain says, “That’s unrealistic” Don’t get caught slipping Oh yeaaaaaa... Oh nooooooo... Oh wow, that’s big [Verse 2] Neon lights and coconut drinks You stopped using how you think Perfect smile, perfect skin Buddy, that’s where trouble begins Factory settings looked expensive Now your story got extensive You were staring at her chest Never thought to ask the rest [Bridge — high nasal chant] Don’t play blind in Thailand Thailand might surprise you Check the fine print, boy Before the nightlife finds you Oh, booooyyyy... [End walk away guitar solo] [Final Fast Chorus] She got curves that defy physics And a secret you somehow missed When your brain says, “Check the specifics” Don’t get caught slipping Oh yeaaaaaa... Oh nooooooo... My boy skipped the details [Fading away]
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