by: Reid Kinneret date: 1496 source: Our campaign (Sung by Waukeen) I've been your clerk for a century, Found pathways for legal defaults, Deals that were quite elementary But I've plans to fill up your Vaults! Harvest the snakewood of Zrintor, Samora needs more taxes paid. The Salt River tolls should be more. So says this fair Lady of Trade! [Chorus] Oh Graz'zt, your scheming unseen, Oh Graz'zt, my powers between. Nothing to conceal, I'll honor this Deal, To have and to hold, This Lady of Gold. To cherish, admire, All you desire, Oh Graz'zt, I will be your Queen. Worlds will be sold... (Worlds will be sold) In chains of gold... Thraxxia couldn't usurp me. For Lliira saw through all your plot. She must see that you won't hurt me. So let's tie this unholy knot. This proposal I make to you, Will become your ultimate plan. The Heavens will now let you through. Time to make you an honest man. [Chorus] Oh Graz'zt, your six-fingered hand, Oh Graz'zt, it's so very grand. You're very clever, Now and forever, Hunted your quarry, Bask in my glory, The Bachelor King, Must now take his ring. Oh Graz'zt, your wish my command! Fortunes untold... (Fortunes untold) In chains of gold... The bells have tolled... (The bells have tolled) In chains of gold... My spirit must hold... (My spirit must hold) In chains of gold... Worlds will be sold... (Worlds will be sold) In chains of gold... [Spoken] If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace...
