[Chorus] Ayo, let me tell you a story of a time long ago When the Earth was flat and we didn't even know I am just a legend, got the game in a choke And I just got the gas, all I needed was a poke [Verse 1] Ay, let me tell you a story, way back in the day You didn't have the internet, so you didn't say The first thing that came to mind and make it seem great We was worried about a chicken while we sittin' at the lake Or some salmon that we could catch with our bare hands When man and woman could not afford to get a spray tan [Verse 2] When the gods did it for you, they created a great man But we all know how they could be, not the best of their plans The next one came through, not a penny to their name But a good lookin' face, the babyface in the game But if you weren't first, then you last, Ricky Bobby 'Cause if you weren't first, then you end up like Bill Cosby [Pre-Chorus] Your whole legacy tainted by the devil And your loved ones have to pay, we all stuck on this level So before you get too high, make sure you grab a shovel Or when the lights go out, you will not get to revel [Chorus] Let me tell you a story of a time long ago When the Earth was flat and we didn't even know I am just a legend, got the game in a choke And I just got the gas, all I needed was a.. wait Let me tell you a story of a time long ago When the Earth was flat and we didn't even know I am just a legend, got the game in a choke And I just got the gas, all I needed was a joke [High Energy Outro] Let me tell you a story, right here, right now I'm a legend, I know y'all think it's wild I been here for centuries, I got way more to go 'Cause, one thing, I know the Earth is round for sure I done seen it from the moon, I done seen it from a boat I done seen it from the plane, I done seen it from a goat That took me up to the top
