[Style: Comedy Polka, 160 BPM, Upbeat Accordion, Distorted Electric Guitar, Zany Male Vocals, Plunderphonic Samples, Sound Effects, 80s–2000s Novelty Pop, Satirical, Polished Production] [High-Energy Accordion Intro with Slide Whistle and Honking Horn] (One, two, three, HUP!) [Fast-Paced Polka Verse - Manic Accordion and Heavy Kick Drum] My brain is like a dungeon and it's locked up really tight (Oof!) I’m havin’ nasty visions in the middle of the night! I’m drownin’ in a void that’s about as deep as a well And frankly, if you’re askin’, it’s a mental kind of hell! I’m wonderin’ how I got here in this funky situation My soul is feelin’ deader than a bankrupt corporation! (Hey!) [Pre-Chorus - Rising Tempo with Orchestral Hits] It’s cold! (So cold!) It’s dark! (So dark!) I’m falling through my memories like a walkin' question mark! How will I pull through? What’s a polka boy to do? (Doodle-ee-doo-dee-dee!) [Catchy Chorus - Upbeat Polka Party with Electric Guitar Riffs] Nothing’s as it seems when you’re spinning 'round the floor! I got a second chance and I’m headin' for the door! Don’t drink and drive, it’s a very silly choice! Listen to the wisdom in my shaky little voice! Don’t be like me, I was saved by Rosefalls! (Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!) [Zany Verse 2 - Clarinet and Accordion Interplay] I felt a little warmth and then the darkness started fadin’ She helped me mend my ways and stop this mental masqueradin’! I woke up from a coma, was it all a wacky dream? I saw a sunken space and heard a ghostly kind of scream! Death was ready for me, he was lookin’ pretty grim But I did a little polka and I got away from him! (HA-HA!) [Bridge - Dramatic Mock-Opera Style with Plunderphonic Samples] I was driftin'! (He was driftin'!) In an unknown place! With a look of sheer confusion on my accordion-shaped face! But the message is clear, let it ring through the halls... I’m alive today 'cause I was saved by Rosefalls! [Accordion and Electric Guitar Solo - Turbo Polka Speed] (Deedle-dee-dee-deedle-dee-dee-waaaaaah!) [Final Chorus - Full Ensemble with Handclaps and Shakers] Nothing’s as it seems when you’re spinning 'round the floor! I got a second chance and I’m headin' for the door! Don’t drink and drive, it’s a very silly choice! Listen to the wisdom in my shaky little voice! Don’t be like me, I was saved by Rosefalls! [Outro - Big Finish with Crash Cymbals and a Final Accordion Squeeze] Don’t drink and drive! (No!) It’s really not safe! (No!) Put your life back in place! Just like me! (Slide whistle down) (Boing!)
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