El Trasho Del Waifo: The Drunken Gun [Feat. Trash Waifu]

country rock, musical theater, fiddle-driven, anime, furry, female vocals, comedy

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[Intro]
[fast fiddle melody, acoustic guitar strumming, drum fill]

[Verse 1]
[fiddle continues, acoustic guitar, bass, and drums]
She came riding into town
Drunk driving on a horse
smelling of cheap whiskey
and rotting trash of course

[Prechorus]
[fiddle continues even longer, acoustic guitar, bass, and drums]
She wobbled and came flopping down
landing head first on the ground
At a glance you'd think her a clumsy drunk raccoon
and you'd be right because she then waddled her fat butt into a wall on her way to the saloon

[Chorus]
[full band, distorted electric guitar enters]
Oh shes a well known Desperado!
El trash-o del waifo
The Drunken gun
and her nickname is fuckin dumb
Because she doesn't even own one

[Instrumental Break]
[virtuosic fiddle solo, rhythmic drum accents

[Verse 2]
[acoustic guitar and drums]
Oh she waddled past the swinging saloon doors and the drunks all laughed as they swung fast and smacked her fat ass and with a jiggle and a gasp the whore fell down on the floor

[Chorus]
[full band]
Oh shes a well known Desperado!
El trash-o del waifo
The Drunken gun
She smells like a barrel of monkeys
but is way more fun

[Instrumental Break]
[fiddle solo, acoustic guitar rhythm]

[Verse 3]
[bass and drums only]
She peeled her fatass off the floor and as she stood she announced herself with a belch and a laugh that made her huge knockers and ass bounce about and the sound cracked glass and echoed around and the bar patrons all looked on in dismay as the drunken oaf's ass jiggled and hips swayed as she walked to the bar and belched to the bartender her order
[spoken word - drunken slurring, slurred speech]
"hey mack skip the glass and hand me a bottle of jack!"
[melodic, full band]
and she looked mighty fine downing the bottle in record time and with a another belch and a foul smell to announce her farewell she walked out the door which swung hard on her ass, landing with a jiggle and smack as she fell down on the floor. 
And without missing a beat the busty raccoon stood up on her feet, caught her dress on a nail and she had a wardrobe fail, A spectacular display as her dress tore away and she gave the townsfolk a mighty fine show before she rode away that they still remember to this day.

[final Chorus]
[full band]
So let it be known
Theres a stinky Desperado named El trash-o del waifo
Shes thicc, she's clumsy and she's drunk and shes known far and wide as the Drunken gun which is fuckin dumb because she doesn't even own one.
[Outro]
[fast fiddle melody, drum rolls, final chord]

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[Intro] [fast fiddle melody, acoustic guitar strumming, drum fill] [Verse 1] [fiddle continues, acoustic guitar, bass, and drums] She came riding into town Drunk driving on a horse smelling of cheap whiskey and rotting trash of course [Prechorus] [fiddle continues even longer, acoustic guitar, bass, and drums] She wobbled and came flopping down landing head first on the ground At a glance you'd think her a clumsy drunk raccoon and you'd be right because she then waddled her fat butt into a wall on her way to the saloon [Chorus] [full band, distorted electric guitar enters] Oh shes a well known Desperado! El trash-o del waifo The Drunken gun and her nickname is fuckin dumb Because she doesn't even own one [Instrumental Break] [virtuosic fiddle solo, rhythmic drum accents [Verse 2] [acoustic guitar and drums] Oh she waddled past the swinging saloon doors and the drunks all laughed as they swung fast and smacked her fat ass and with a jiggle and a gasp the whore fell down on the floor [Chorus] [full band] Oh shes a well known Desperado! El trash-o del waifo The Drunken gun She smells like a barrel of monkeys but is way more fun [Instrumental Break] [fiddle solo, acoustic guitar rhythm] [Verse 3] [bass and drums only] She peeled her fatass off the floor and as she stood she announced herself with a belch and a laugh that made her huge knockers and ass bounce about and the sound cracked glass and echoed around and the bar patrons all looked on in dismay as the drunken oaf's ass jiggled and hips swayed as she walked to the bar and belched to the bartender her order [spoken word - drunken slurring, slurred speech] "hey mack skip the glass and hand me a bottle of jack!" [melodic, full band] and she looked mighty fine downing the bottle in record time and with a another belch and a foul smell to announce her farewell she walked out the door which swung hard on her ass, landing with a jiggle and smack as she fell down on the floor. And without missing a beat the busty raccoon stood up on her feet, caught her dress on a nail and she had a wardrobe fail, A spectacular display as her dress tore away and she gave the townsfolk a mighty fine show before she rode away that they still remember to this day. [final Chorus] [full band] So let it be known Theres a stinky Desperado named El trash-o del waifo Shes thicc, she's clumsy and she's drunk and shes known far and wide as the Drunken gun which is fuckin dumb because she doesn't even own one. [Outro] [fast fiddle melody, drum rolls, final chord]

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