AI My Eye

AI My Eye (Verse 1) I heard it on the news today: Humanity hasn’t long to play. They say we’re headed for extinction— I really don’t know what to think. (Pre-Chorus) Is it global warming? Not really. Will it be aliens? Not really. Nuclear war? Not really. Then what the hell will it be? (Chorus) They say it’s AI—are they out of their minds? They say it’s AI—you’ve gotta be kidding! They say it’s AI—you mean the steak sauce? AI, my eye! AI, my eye! (Verse 2) We’re gonna get killed by Skynet, With robots hunting us all down. They won’t want humans hanging around— Someone’s played too many video games! I can’t even get AI To spell out my name! (Chorus) They say it’s AI—are they out of their minds? They say it’s AI—you’ve gotta be kidding! They say it’s AI—you mean the steak sauce? AI, my eye! AI, my eye! (Verse 3) It won’t be an asteroid taking us out, Or a zombie apocalypse breaking out— Though honestly, that would be cooler. No alien invasion, no deadly plague, Just a computer that wrote your homework And still got you a D! (Chorus) They say it’s AI—are they out of their minds? They say it’s AI—you’ve gotta be kidding! They say it’s AI—you mean the steak sauce? AI, my eye! AI, my eye! (verse 4) Maybe AI will steal our jobs Then charge us rent to use the bots it'll write our jokes pick our clothes Then claim it invented rock and roll! But when we ask for a simple rhyme It still says, "try again next Time!" (Outro—Spoken) I don’t know what to tell you… I can’t even get my AI To help me finish this song. AI, my eye!