[Verse 1] Nine-to-five, I’m just a regular dude, But come Friday night, I’m in a howlin’ mood. I’ve got fur in places you can’t believe, My boss said, “Get help,” and I said, “I’ll leave.” Monday to Thursday, I’m mild and meek, But come the weekend, I’m a canine freak! [Chorus] I’m a weekend werewolf, yeah, it’s my style, Growl at the moon, running wild for a while. So if you see me in fur, don’t be scared, I’m a Monday man, but Friday’s my nightmare! [Verse 2] I’ve got a closet full of extra pants, In case I rip ‘em doing my moonlight dance. My neighbors think I’m into cosplay scenes, But I’m just a dude with werewolf genes. Every Sunday morning, I’m aching and sore, Hair of the dog? Yeah, I’ve got much more. [Chorus] I’m a weekend werewolf, howl at the sky, Don’t mess with me, or I might make you cry. But come Monday, I’m back in my suit, Pretending the moon never turned me into brute. [Chorus] I’m a weekend werewolf, yeah, it’s my style, Growl at the moon, running wild for a while. So if you see me in fur, don’t be scared, I’m a Monday man, but Friday’s my nightmare! [Outro] So if you see me scratching at fleas, Just know that weekend moon disease. Monday to Friday, I’m a normal man, But come the weekend, I’m in a wolf clan! Lyrics by megaSICK