The Flying Cockroach

[Intro] Babe, you can go ahead and cancel the moving truck. [Verse] We won't need to sell the house anymore, I've neutralized the threat in the bathroom. [Pre-Chorus] There was a flying roach the size of a drone near the shower. [Chorus] I had to face the monster all by myself while you were probably out there adding bass to some new beat. [Verse] I smacked it with my flip-flop with so much anger that I think the ceiling actually shook. [Bridge] The beast was successfully taken down, but it almost flew off with my shoe. [Outro] Now do me a favor, come home and collect the body, because I'm a warrior, not a gravedigger. Bring a broom and hurry up before it resurrects!