[Verse] Down in the basement, wires tangled like a mess, Servers hummin', and I'm tryin' to do my best, Sysadmin team comes callin', pointin' fingers my way, Sayin' "Network's down again, clear it up today." [Verse 2] But I ain't your scapegoat, ain't your tech savior, It's a thousand things could be wrong, check on your behavior, Code ain't workin', and the apps they crash and burn, But all you see's the network, well now's my turn. [Chorus] You blame the network every time, Pass the buck down this line, But it's your scripts, your code, your plans, I'm tired of these demands, Sysadmin team, won't you please, Stop blamin' me for your disease, Check your side, clear the mist, 'Cause the issue ain't on my list. [Verse 3] Got your emails, got your calls at one a.m., Shoutin' panic like a rooster in a hen, Network's solid, every light lit green, But still you claim, the problem's never seen. [Verse 4] Look at your command prompts, and your scripts so flawed, Server configs all scattered, can’t you see it's odd? Dust off your keyboards, and troubleshoot yourself, ‘Cause it ain't the network that needs some help. [Chorus] You blame the network every time, Pass the buck down this line, But it's your scripts, your code, your plans, I'm tired of these demands, Sysadmin team, won't you please, Stop blamin' me for your disease, Check your side, clear the mist, 'Cause the issue ain't on my list.
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