Water Balloons

[Intro] [Verse] Fill em up big out in the yard their round circumference gets me hard turn on the sprinkler wet up my goob i love jerking off with water balloons [Pre-Chorus] Boner bouncing to and fro You hear them squeak as I lose control So many sizes, colors galore water balloons are what I live for [Chorus] Water balloons I'm nutting soon They're so slick Gliding over my tool I open one big and slip in my pecker Watch my sperm swim inside pretending its Fran Drescher [Verse] Someone caught me on their flying drone They posted it online and everyone tried to scold An army of butch fat women came to my defense After I told them I take brain medicine [Pre-Chorus] I didn't choose to breed with water balloons They chose me and I can't help what I do Save up all the ones I filled, keep them in my room My collection is immense, I empty some in people's pools [Chorus] Water balloons I'm nutting soon They're so slick Gliding over my tool I open one big and slip in my weenie Watch my sperm swim inside pretending its Sydney Sweeney [End] [Verse] I got a letter from a fellow paytren She had a thirst for my ejaculations We met up later and she paid me a grand Ten fermented year old balloons for my biggest fan [Chorus] Water balloons I'm nutting soon They're so slick Gliding over my tool I open one big and slip in my sausage Watch my sperm swim inside pretending its Amy Jo Johnson [Outro] Stretch that lip Let it snap on Trapping all the blood Inside of my hog Big white ropes Ejecting from the tip I watch them float around with a hand on both my hips [End]