[Verse 1] Pixelated sewers, our digital domain Jumping over spikes, it's driving us insane Dodge the electric seaweed, swim through endless lakes One wrong move and it's game over, how much can we take? [Chorus] We're the heroes in half-shells, but this game's too tough Blinking health bars, running low, we've had enough Cowabunga's lost its meaning, as we struggle through This NES nightmare's got us singing the shell-shocked blues [Verse 2] Disarming bombs with buttons, a pizza-less affair Shredder's minions everywhere, it just isn't fair We're martial arts masters, but these controls are whack Reset that console, bro, let's give it one more crack [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge] From sewers to technodrome, each level's a new fright But we're teenage mutant ninjas, we won't give up the fight Though our fingers are blistered, and our spirits are low We'll keep on pressing start, it's the only way we know [Repeat Chorus] [Outro] Shell-shocked blues, yeah we've got the shell-shocked blues This game's so hard, but turtles never lose
