[Creepy Circus Jingle Intro] [Spoken Word] Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls please, Put your hands together and drop to your knees. As I introduce the one and only… Dishonorable Judge Juan Merchan, the holy. [Spoken Word] Did he just say boys and girls? I am sooo offended on behalf of the zim zers and the furries. [Music starts] [Chorus] Attention good citizens, a special report. Dishonorable Judge Juan, made a mockery of court. Ignoring truth, wasting our time. High profile case, but there’s no crime. [Verse 1] Juan becomes Karen, when given side-eye, His courtroom a circus, chill out my guy. Juan sold the devil, his soul for a deal, Truth will come out, at orange man’s appeal. [Verse 2] Congrats Judge, for your embarrassing loss, They’ll cancel you soon, you let down the boss, Don’t leave mad, or go away pissed, Thank you Jurors, you’re officially dismissed. [Chorus] Attention good citizens, a special report. Dishonorable Judge Juan, made a mockery of court. Ignoring truth, wasting our time. High profile case, but there’s no crime.
