She said how you doing baby my name is Madam Eve, sit here I wanna teach you magic if you just believe, ain’t gotta tell me that you Cane cause I know you Able, so go ahead and manifest that food right on the table Then she told me that she loved me, I said “duly noted” so she reloaded, had me deep throat it, pulled her trigger till her gun exploded, now I’m floating on a water Lilly on my way to Hell, they got me sorting all the garbage so I love the smell, the Devil came to see me said “I heard you fell, but I watched you get to Heaven saw you ring the Belle!” I said “they opened up the door, told me nevermore, then they kicked me out of Heaven to the bottom floor.” He said “boy didn’t you tell them that you were my son, won’t you wait a minute let me grab my gun” then we shot up in his car, speeding like a super star, racing all the way to Heaven it was Hela far. When we got to Heaven we kicked down the gate, chopped up all the angels put them on a plate, had a big ass dinner it was Hela great, yeah we would have fed you too but you came to late. See the Devil came to Earth and said “treat me level,” and the people said “Hell no you’re the Devil,” And the Devil said “but I came to free your souls,” and the people said “only if we pay your tolls!” The Devil looked at them and said “fare is fair” the people looked back and said “we don’t care” So the Devil went to God and said “what the fuck” and God told the Devil “man it sucks to suck” and that’s when God started up the war cause the Devil said “I don’t wanna don’t wanna do this shit anymore” then God hit the Devil right in the face, so the Devil put God back in their place…
