[INTRO] JO'S HIDING RUNNING AROUND LIKE A DUCK OR A CHICKEN AS ALL HIS FINGERS, TOES, FROWN, DERRY AIR HE'S ALICKING HE'S IN A REAL PANIC JUST SO TOTALLY FRANTIC HE'S AFRAID HIS PORTAL HOLE WILL SOON SHOW RIGGER MOROLE WHO DOES NOT TAKE PRISONERS, NOT UNLIKE EYE CYST, EVER JEE HARDIES WOULDN'T CROSS HIS PATH NOR WOULD HAM ASS PSYCHOPATHS CAM SNUCK UP ON JO AS SHE COULD HEAR HIM INCESSENTANTLY MURMURING & MUTTERING TO HIMSELF, HENCE UTTERING, [CHORUS - FULL] "I THINK IF I GO REALLY QUICK, I WON'T BE STRUCK BY THIS LUNAR TICK" TOTAL GARBAGE, CAM MUSED. "JO, JUST CALM DOWN!" SHE SHOUTED AS HE'S IN A WORLD OF HIS OWN, BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT WASN'T EARTH! "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!" JO, VOID OF MIRTH, REPLIED. "I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP" CAM SAID. "WE NEED A PLAN, JOE," SHE YELPS. [VERSE 1] "WHY DON'T WE SAY HE'S PLANNING TO ABSCOND WITH DON SO HE'LL BE BY POLICE JUMPED ON AND THEN ARRESTED! HE CAN'T GET NEAR US IT'S A 'NO CONTEST' AS OUR WORD WON'T THUS BE SO QUESTIONED THEN" CAM SUGGESTED. 'CAUSE YOU WERE THE ONE THAT GAVE HIM TEN YEARS FOR SMOKING IN ZONE FOR SMOKERS, MY DEAR!' JOE SNARLED. "HE'S COMING AFTER BOTH OF US! [CHORUS: FULL REPEAT] [VERSE 2] "DON'S NOT GONNA BE RUSHING TO PROTECT US CAM, AFTER WE TRIED TO FALSELY PET TO JAIL UNFAIRLY HIS BUTT RECENTLY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?" JOE WAS NOW CRYING ON & ON UNSOUND, REALLY RANTING A MALCONTENT HOUND OF BASKET CASE ILL EVENTUALLY HE FELL ASLEEP FROM FEAR & WORRY COMATOSE SO DEEP [BRIDGE] DREAMING THAT HE WAS IN A BROTHEL, HE SIDLED UP TO MADAM FROM HELL SHE SAID, "JO, IF YOU THINK I'M SINGLE, YOU'RE SADLY VERY MUCH MISTAKEN!" HE REPLIED, "THEN IF YOU'RE NOT SINGLE, THEN MISTAKE'S YOURS, AS YOU'RE 'MISS TAKEN'!" 'HA HA! ' SHE LAUGHED, AND SOON THEY'RE KISSING, CUDDLING IN BED, JUST MUCKING FUDDLING "TELL ME," SHE SAID, "WHAT'S YOUR JOB BOO BOO?" "WE'VE A LOT IN COMMON TALLY VOUS, HUN, VOULEZ-VOUS DU COCHON DELAY AVEC MOI CESSPIT SEWER HESS HAY IN THAT WE BOTH SCREW PEOPLE OVER' JO SAID - 'YOU ONE AT A TIME LOVER IN BED. ME? YOU COULD SAY EVERYONE EVERYWHERE, ALL AT ONCE, SORTA HUN "JO THEN SAID 'OH SO ' SHE SAID. 'I SEE "YOU DO?" HE CRIED, PLEASED AT HER INSIGHT SHE SAID "I MEANT YOUR FEET ARE ICY COLD!". "OH KAY" EXCLAIMED JO IN SURPRISE "I THOUGHT WE'D A SYMBIOSIS " HE SAID. "WE ALWAYS USE PROTECTION. WEE " SHE SAID, WHIPPING OUT A PACK OF USED ELEPHANT CONDOMS. "JEEZ," JOE SAID "PHEW!" THAT MERRICK GUY SURE DOES GET AROUND!" HE CONTINUED, AS HE HEARD WEIRD SOUNDS. [CHORUS FULL REPEAT] [OUTRO] A CHANGE OF DREAM SCENE. JOE STARTS ORATING AMIDST AN ANCIENT JUNGLE FORAGING IN A LAND THAT EVEN THE DEMOCRATS & TIME ITSELF HAD FORGOTTEN ALAS "LONG BEFORE THE DAWN OF TIME & HUMAN, I WAS REINCARNATED AS A TANNED ORANGE ORANGUTAN, MY MAN ! JOE RANTS "ME, JILL & THE PANSIES WERE SUBURBAN BORN GORILLAS, BABOON BUFFOONS SO ILL SUITED HIRSUTE TO CONFLICTS, IF YOU WILL, FIGHTING A WAR THE LIKE'S HOVE WITCH WE SAW" HE OPINED MANICALLY " NEVER BEFORE OUR FACES FULLY COVERED IN ZITS & FLEAS, WE ROAMED AROUND THE VAST BORE ME NOW TREES WITH ALL OF THE OTHER FOREST MONKEYS LIKE THE CAVEMAN ZOMBIES IN ZAMBEZI & ZANZIBAR WITH HEELS TARRED LIKE TAR HEELS FROM AFAR, AGAINST THE DINER SORE MEALS OF SEATS WHERE WE EAT" HE MUTTERED. SUDDENLY HE AWOKE, FOR HE'D BEEN LOUDLY SNORING HE COULDN'T QUITE CATCH HIS BREATH SO EASY, BUT ALL WAS WELL AS HE'S STILL THUS ROARING HE'S AIDED BY HEFF BE EYE DIRECTOR "HELL'S BELLS GRIPES OF WRATH BATH" ELSBETH HECTOR JOE CONFIDED IN HER ABOUT CONCERNS. "Y'ALL SEEM TO HAVE A REAL CONVENT SHUN HALL SUPERIOR FATHER HABIT OF MAKING ENEMIES, I DECLARE ! I'M NOT JOKING! JO SAID, "I'M KINDA PARTIAL TO THEM, SWEET TOOTH" "WHAT?" SAID ELSBETH "PARTIAL TO ENEMIES?" "NO," SAID JOE "ECLAIRS!". "NO" SHE SAID, "DEAF FOE! HE WROTE ABOUT ROBBING MAN FRIDAY'S SON SANTA CREWS SEWING MACHINE?" REPLIED JO "DUH! I REALLY DON'T THINK IN SO, NO" ELSBETH REPLIED IN BARNEY TROUBLE VOICE. ELSBETH SAID SO DRYLY "WE'VE NOW NO CHOICE GOTTA PUT YOU IN JEHOVAH WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAMME FAST, IN THIS BIDNESS TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!" JO'S SAID IN SHOCK 'HOW CAN A HOLY TELLY PROGRAMME JOCK PROTECT ME IF MILLIONS ARE WATCHING ?' HE SAID ' WON'T THAT DISCLOSE MY LOCATION, ESPECIALLY TO RIGGER MOROLE & HIS GANG? YOU JACK ASS WHOLE!' HE CONTINUED, TOTALLY PISSED OFF. ELSBETH REPLIED ' PUT YOUR HANDS UP JOSEPH BIDEN, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! 'IT'S HIJACK ' JO MOANED "UNDER MERE GULPER PANDA ACT" ELSPETH CONTINUED " FED HER ALL LAW SEE FOR POSSIBLE LETHAL STUPIDITY, DEMENTIA OR SIMILAR MENTAL AFFLICTION LEADING TO RISK THUS FERAL OF GENOCIDE FOR ALL MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC WITHIN LOCAL VICINITY. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING 'CAUSE I AIN'T LISTENING TO NO MORE OF YOUR HORSE COMPOST YOU HAVE LEFT BEHIND THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, BUT YOU BETTER START TALKING BUSTER. SPILL THE TEA HEE HEE HEE!I HOPE YOU DO FOR ALL OUR SAKES TRULY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT AM I SAYING? " MUTTERING TO HERSELF AS SHE'S WAVING PISTOL WILDY. SO IT DISCHARGES AMMO, KILLING BIRDS, WHICH LANDS ON HEAD OF JO
