Instructions for a YouTuber (Remix)

**[Intro]** [Sound of a mouse clicking fast] [Cheerful, slightly chaotic synth melody] **[Verse 1]** I’ve got a vision, I’ve got a plan I’m making art for every fan But then the ceiling starts to speak The Algorithm makes me weak! Random rules from out of blue "Do this, do that, or we’ll hide you!" The server’s hot, it’s gonna fry So keep it short or say goodbye! **[Pre-Chorus]** [Music speeds up, glitchy effects] Upload, download, check the stats Wear a costume, film your cats! Don’t overthink, don’t use your brain Just follow rules and stay insane! **[Chorus]** Make some Shorts and find your glory! Forget the soul, forget the story! Just sixty seconds, fast and bright And you’ll be happy... yeah, right! Make some Shorts, the robot’s king It doesn’t care about a thing! [Happiness is just a click away!] **[Verse 2]** Ten minutes long? Oh, that’s a crime! Nobody’s got that kind of time! The shadow-ban is lurking near It feeds upon your creative fear. "Optimization!" is the cry While logic waves a sad goodbye Keep it simple, keep it fast Or your views will never last! **[Bridge]** [Sarcastic robotic voice] *Processing...* *Rules updated...* *Please stand by...* *Your effort is noted, but not rewarded.* [Drum build-up] GO! **[Final Chorus]** Make some Shorts and find your glory! Forget the soul, forget the story! Just sixty seconds, fast and bright And you’ll be happy... yeah, right! Make some Shorts, the robot’s king It doesn’t care about a thing! **[Outro]** [Cheerful but fading synth] Subscribe... Like... Ring the bell... Welcome to the algorithm hell! [System shutdown sound] **[End]**