HARDSTYLE [SuperSoaker Mist] [Intro — dripping water, distant bass, slow breathing] [Lula, barely above a whisper] Mr. BeatConductor… You said you wanted it hard. [long pause] I didn't know you meant THIS fucking hard. [low kick] Ohhh… Do it again. [BeatConductor — distorted] Harder. [Lula] Fuck… [SuperSoaker pumps] You really shouldn't say things like that to me. [DROP] HARDSTYLE!!!! [Verse — breathy, bratty] I'm a good girl I learn quickly Tell me what you want Harder? Faster? Little louder? Baby, pick one— [whisper] Or don't. Give me all three. [BUILD] You want pressure? I can handle pressure. Pump it once— Pump it twice— [Lula giggles] Mmm… Look how much comes out. [beat cuts DEAD] …OF THE SUPER SOAKER, YOU FUCKING PERVERT. [manic laughter] [DROP] GET WET!!!! HARD! HARD! HARDSTYLE! HARDER! FASTER! DON'T STOP NOW! MAKE IT THROB MAKE IT POUND MAKE THAT FILTHY KICK SHAKE THE FUCKING GROUND! [Break — wet bass pulses] [Lula, breathless] Oh… That's nasty. Again. [BeatConductor] Again. [Lula] Mmm. I like when you tell me what to do. [beat pulses] Harder. [pulse] Harder. [pulse] I SAID— HARDER!!!! [MASSIVE DROP] AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! HARDSTYLE! GET ME WET GET ME LOUD MAKE ME SCREAM OVER THE CROWD PUMP THAT PRESSURE DON'T BE SHY I WANT IT HARD ALL FUCKING NIGHT! [breathing / giggling] [Lula] God… I'm soaking. [pause] My wings. My fucking WINGS. What were YOU thinking about? [giggles] [BeatConductor] Turn around. [Lula] Excuse me?! [BeatConductor] The speaker. [Lula] Oh. ... You did that on purpose. [BUILD] HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER— [Lula, breathless] Don't stop… Don't stop… Don't— [DROP] HAAAAAAAAARDSTYYYYYLE!!!! [rapid chopped vocals] HARD! WET! LOUD! MORE! HARD! WET! LOUD! MORE! [SuperSoaker blast] [Lula, laughing] Ohhh, Mr. BeatConductor… Look at the fucking mess you made. [BeatConductor] Again? [long pause] [Lula, whispering] Obviously. [FINAL KICK]
