# 🐼 TOO LAZY TO RIOT 💛 I think I've made a terrible mistake... It all started with a certain blue-haired emo and his panda chain. I thought it would be funny to show everyone what Riot looks like on her day off. Well... apparently, she has a revenge list now. Philality is on it. I'm on it. And the worst part? **She lives in my fucking head. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO HIDE?!** 😭 Fortunately, she's too lazy to do anything about it right now. At least... I hope so. --- ### 🐼 WAKE UP YOUR INNER PANDA! Want to join the chaos? Here's Philality's original instrumental and the playlist for the panda chain! 🎵 **Original instrumental — Remix this one!** https://suno.com/s/zCG3ngWN7R68SPtN 🐼 **Panda Chain Playlist** https://suno.com/playlist/52a68895-a1c9-4704-8cd8-36b81a9625ff My version is closed to remixes, so please use Philality's original instrumental to participate! **Wake up your inner panda!** ...Just don't wake up mine. 💛 ☓ / LYRICS ──────────────────── Mmmh… What time is it? … Oh, fuck off. [Verse 1] Eleven forty-three, still buried in my bed. Coffee getting colder, got a war inside my head. Panda on my lap, little ears upon my hood. Don't you fucking judge me, I was feeling pretty good. Then my phone starts buzzing, what the hell is going on? Somebody took a picture… Oh, you little fucking moron. [Pre-Chorus] One eye open, one middle finger high. I could get up and kill you… But I'd have to fucking try. [Chorus] Too lazy to riot, too tired to fight. You lucky motherfuckers, I'm staying in tonight. Don't poke the panda, don't make me move. I'll kick your ass tomorrow… if I'm in the mood. If I'm in the mood! [Verse 2] And that blue-haired emo, with his creepy crimson eyes. Fucking albino started this, what a lovely surprise! A panda fucking challenge? What the hell was in your head? Now there's pictures of me everywhere when I should be in bed. And YOU! Yeah, YOU! Don't pretend you didn't know. Put that fucking camera down… Ugh. Too late. Nice fucking show. [Pre-Chorus] I've got a reputation, a little dignity to save. But this blanket's really comfy… Your funeral can wait. [Chorus] Too lazy to riot, too tired to fight. You lucky motherfuckers, I'm staying in tonight. Don't poke the panda, don't make me move. I'll kick your ass tomorrow… if I'm in the mood. Argh… Not in the fucking mood! [Bridge] All week kicking doors, making trouble, raising hell. Everybody wants a riot, everybody wants to yell. Can't a girl just have a morning with her coffee and her cat? Wear a stupid fluffy panda suit and leave the world at that? …What? The ears are fucking cute. Shut up. Mm-mm, mm-mm-mm… Mm-mm, mm… Wait. Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. That stupid fucking melody is crawling through my brain. The more I try to shut it out, the more it plays again. I actually LIKE this shit?! [Final Chorus] Too lazy to riot, too tired to fight. You lucky motherfuckers, I'm staying in tonight. Don't poke the panda, don't make me move. I'll kick your ass tomorrow… if I'm in the mood. Too lazy to riot, too comfy to care. The world's a fucking dumpster, but I'm not going anywhere! Keep your stupid pictures, go ahead and laugh. Just remember, little assholes… I know where you live! [Outro] Anyway... That panda suit stays between us. What do you mean it's already online? ... How many likes? ... Oh, FUCK YOU. Five more minutes... © 2026 ☓irbaf
