I ain’t got your remote x I was arrested last night! Ver2 (Mashup)

[singer A] You can blame me if you want But I ain't got your remote I ain't got your remote I ain't got your remote You can blame me all you want [melodic interlude] [singer B] The town hall was buzzin', the air was so thick With the smell of cheap punch and a fiddle played quick Sheriff Jedediah, he stood on the stage Puffed out his chest, with a scowl full of rage He said, "I'm the best dancer, this town's ever seen! No one can out-shuffle me, no one's that keen!" 'Cause last night I was arrested! For dancin' better than the sheriff, it's a crime, I've been tested! He threw me in jail, said my moves were too bold A tale of my triumph that's yet to be told! [transition] [singer A] You can blame me all you want You can blame me if you want But I ain't got your remote I ain't got your remote [singer B] He started with a two-step, stiff and so slow Like a scarecrow on stilts in a wind that don't blow I slid to the center, a spin and a twirl I kicked up my boots, like I owned the whole world The crowd started cheerin', "Go, go, go!" 'Cause last night I was arrested! For dancin' better than the sheriff, it's a crime, I've been tested! He threw me in jail, said my moves were too bold A tale of my triumph that's yet to be told! [instrumental] [singer A] I ain't got your remote I ain't got your remote You can blame me all you want You can blame me if you want But I ain't got your remote [singer B] So here I sit in this cell, with a smile on my face I'm a dance outlaw, a legend in this place They can lock up my body, but they can't lock my soul 'Cause I'll always be dancin' and makin' them whole! Yeah, I'm a dance outlaw, and I wouldn't have it any other way!