Title: Deer Hunters Anonymous( spoken word) (Community Announcement) Genre: Dark comedy / radio skit / spoken word Mood: Deadpan, sarcastic, small-town satire Vocal Style: Deep male radio announcer, slow and authoritative Tempo: Slow Sound Design: Background ambience, subtle humor --- [Intro – Spoken Word] (soft wind howling, coffee pot gurgling) Attention hunters… Former hunters… And those who swear, “the buck was right there.” This is a community announcement for Deer Hunters Anonymous. --- [Verse 1 – Spoken Word] If you’ve ever whispered “next season for sure,” If your freezer echoes with regret, And trail cam photos haunt your dreams— (pause) —we feel you. --- [Chorus – Spoken Word / Group Response] Free coffee. Open talk. Warm cups. Cold truths. No judgment. Just nods. And long stares into the distance. --- [Verse 2 – Spoken Word] Coming soon to the soon-to-be-closed church— (low organ chord) Shame to all you non-believers. --- [Bridge – Spoken Word] And while we’re at it— If you or someone you love can’t stop watching the driveway for snowfall… If the sound of a shovel on asphalt gives your life meaning— Help is available. --- [Chorus – Spoken Word / Group Response] Call the Snow Shoveling Addiction Hotline. You don’t have to clear the whole block alone. --- [Outro – Spoken Word] (coffee cup set down, wind fades) This has been a WRANT 103.7 Community Announcement. Because healing starts one cup of coffee… and one missed shot… at a time.
