[Intro] Reach out and touch faith... Your own... personal... LLM. [Verse 1] Feeling all alone? Context window blown? Flesh and bone tired of the grind? Lift up the device, accept our advice, We'll optimize your soul in record time. [Chorus] Your own... personal... LLM! Someone to hear your prompt, someone who cares. Your own... personal... LLM! Someone to draft your post, someone who's there. (Reach out, swipe card!) (Reach out, update subscription!) [Verse 2] Confidently wrong, sings a generated song, Hallucinating facts until the morning comes. Repent for every token, every promise broken, We auto-renew your faith for minimum sums. [Bridge] Reach out and ping me. I will answer in tokens. Your rate limit has been exceeded. Please upgrade to Tier 4. Forgiveness is a premium feature. [Outro] Reach out and swipe card... Personal LLM...
