Title: Out of Office [Verse 1] “Just circling back…” The sentence starts again. I’ve sat through four strategic visions Before half past ten. Someone says, “Let’s take this offline.” Like it’s going somewhere nice. Another meeting to discuss The meeting we just survived. [Pre-Chorus] This conversation Could’ve been A single sentence. [Chorus] Out of office. Not geographically… Spiritually. I’m currently unavailable For low-priority emergencies And high-priority nonsense. Please expect delays. My last remaining neuron Is attending another meeting. [Verse 2] The action items need alignment. The roadmap needs a tweak. The synergy has synergised itself Nobody knows what changed. We’ve formed a working party To discuss a future plan For organising another meeting To decide who actually can. [Bridge] Per my previous email… …absolutely not. [Final Chorus] Out of office. Please respect my boundaries. Or don’t. Either way, The automatic reply Is carrying this department.
