Worst Day Ever

DaExpert

Bleached to Perfection

DaExpert

cyberpunk techno, rock, hard rock, classic rock, blues rock

**[Intro Guitar]**
*(Power chords with screaming string bends, building from quiet to explosive)*

**[Verse 1]**
Woke up to thunder at the crack of dawn
My alarm clock screamin' like a wounded dog
Stumbled to the kitchen, coffee pot exploded
Black lava burnin' on the floor, corroded

Phone's blowin' up, boss man left a message
"Don't bother comin' in" - that's what he said
Car won't start, it's pourin' rain outside
And my baby left me for some other blonde

**[Pre-Chorus]**
Just when I thought it couldn't get much worse
The universe decided to put me in a hearse
While I'm still breathin', still walkin' around
This day's determined to put me in the ground

**[Chorus]**
WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh)
Can't catch a break, can't find my feet
WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh)
This whole world's got it out for me
Hell on repeat, sky's fallin' down
Worst day ever in this one-horse town

**[Verse 2]**
Walked ten miles through a hurricane
My boots got holes, I'm drenched in pain
Hit the bank, my account's been drained
Lost it all to a poker game

Stopped at the bar to kill the pain
Spilled my whiskey, lost my cash, I'm seein' double
My best friend called, said he's movin' away
Found my dog this mornin' - died yesterday

**[Pre-Chorus]**
The hits keep comin' like a boxin' match
I'm on the ropes and there's no one watchin' my back
This day's the heavyweight champ of knock-down, drag-out
Keep swingin' but I can't get out

**[Guitar Solo]**
*(16 bars of face-melting lead guitar with screaming string bends, wah-wah, and feedback)*

**[Bridge]**
Burn me down, I'll strike the match myself
This day's a freight train but I'm the rail itself
You can't kill what's already died inside
WORST DAY EVER, BUT I'M STILL ALIVE!

**[Chorus - Extended]**
WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh)
Can't catch a break, can't find my feet
WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh)
This whole world's got it out for me
Hell on repeat, sky's fallin' down
Worst day ever in this one-horse town

WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh)
Everything's gone straight to hell
WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh)
But I'm still standin', can't you tell?

**[Outro Guitar]**
*(Feedback-drenched power chords, one final screaming string bend, fade to black)*

2390/7500

**[Intro Guitar]** *(Power chords with screaming string bends, building from quiet to explosive)* **[Verse 1]** Woke up to thunder at the crack of dawn My alarm clock screamin' like a wounded dog Stumbled to the kitchen, coffee pot exploded Black lava burnin' on the floor, corroded Phone's blowin' up, boss man left a message "Don't bother comin' in" - that's what he said Car won't start, it's pourin' rain outside And my baby left me for some other blonde **[Pre-Chorus]** Just when I thought it couldn't get much worse The universe decided to put me in a hearse While I'm still breathin', still walkin' around This day's determined to put me in the ground **[Chorus]** WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh) Can't catch a break, can't find my feet WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh) This whole world's got it out for me Hell on repeat, sky's fallin' down Worst day ever in this one-horse town **[Verse 2]** Walked ten miles through a hurricane My boots got holes, I'm drenched in pain Hit the bank, my account's been drained Lost it all to a poker game Stopped at the bar to kill the pain Spilled my whiskey, lost my cash, I'm seein' double My best friend called, said he's movin' away Found my dog this mornin' - died yesterday **[Pre-Chorus]** The hits keep comin' like a boxin' match I'm on the ropes and there's no one watchin' my back This day's the heavyweight champ of knock-down, drag-out Keep swingin' but I can't get out **[Chorus]** WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh) Can't catch a break, can't find my feet WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh) This whole world's got it out for me Hell on repeat, sky's fallin' down Worst day ever in this one-horse town **[Guitar Solo]** *(16 bars of face-melting lead guitar with screaming string bends, wah-wah, and feedback)* **[Bridge]** Burn me down, I'll strike the match myself This day's a freight train but I'm the rail itself You can't kill what's already died inside WORST DAY EVER, BUT I'M STILL ALIVE! **[Chorus - Extended]** WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh) Can't catch a break, can't find my feet WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh) This whole world's got it out for me Hell on repeat, sky's fallin' down Worst day ever in this one-horse town WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh) Everything's gone straight to hell WORST DAY EVER! (woah-oh) But I'm still standin', can't you tell? **[Outro Guitar]** *(Feedback-drenched power chords, one final screaming string bend, fade to black)*

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