[Verse] Sitting on the bus Just minding my own biz When suddenly my stomach starts feelin' a bit queasy (oh no) I try to hold it in But it's a losing game A sudden urge takes over Can't fight it Can't tame (uh-oh) [Verse] The wheels are movin' and the bus is packed tight Sweat drippin' down my brow It doesn't feel right (oh dear) I clench my cheeks Pray for a miracle to come But then it happens Oh no What have I done? (oh my) [Chorus] I'm sittin' on the bus But I'm in quite a mess (uh-huh) Shittin' in my pants It's a true distress (ooh-yeah) I'm tryin' to act cool But it's hard to hide The smell is risin' And there's nowhere to hide (no, no, no)