[Intro] [Verse] Can you imagine looking down and seeing nothing there? The toilet papers clean except for pubie hairs. Your log came out with ease! The push was effortless! Now you stand with pride and flush your perfectness. [Chorus] It will be a perfect day! (A perfect day!) Your dookie told you right away. No streaks or stragglers left to clear. (No poo poo!) Clean as a whistle is your rear! [Post-Chorus] Don't forget what you have done. Your poop was flawless and you've already won! [Outro] The poop came and went, so you must press on! You made a clean brownie, but the day is not done! Take that positive and turn it around! You're a clean shittur! You should be proud! [Repeat Chorus] It will be a perfect day! (A perfect day!) Your dookie told you right away. No streaks or stragglers left to clear. (No poo poo!) Clean as a whistle is your rear! [End]
