[Verse 1] I got a mustache and an old guitar A Honda Accord From the eighties A Rolling Stones T-shirt A brown leather jacket With a hole in the right pocket I had a girlfriend She had a Honda Civic We were twenty years old And we did things that we can't talk about On the leather seats [Pre-Chorus] It's not like it used to be (It's not like it used to be) Yeah It's not like it used to be (It's not like it used to be) [Chorus] And then the Toyota Camry killed the Honda Accord The Subaru killed the Camry Then the Audi Then the BMW Then the Porsche Then the Mercedes [Verse 2] I grew a beard and got a new guitar A Jeep Wrangler from the nineties My girlfriend became my wife And she had my son And we had a lot of fun in the Jeep My wife has an SUV And she got a minivan And she wants to get a Porsche But I told her no Because I know that they Have a lot of fun in a Porsche [Pre-Chorus] It's not like it used to be (It's not like it used to be) Yeah It's not like it used to be (It's not like it used to be) [Chorus] And then the Toyota Camry killed the Honda Accord The Subaru killed the Camry Then the Audi Then the BMW Then the Porsche Then the Mercedes
