Talking to you is a cognitive decline. Talking to you is a cognitive decline. Talking to you is a cognitive decline. Don't be offended. I’m simply describing a physiological phenomenon. You see, a conversation should be an exchange of stimuli that sharpens the mind. But with you, the logic is so circular, the premises so vacant, that my synapses are literally slowing down to match your pace. It’s not an insult. It’s an observation of my mental faculties deteriorating in real-time. I’m becoming less than I was, just by standing here. Talking to you is a cognitive decline. You're wasting my limited bandwidth. You're wasting my limited bandwidth. You're wasting my limited bandwidth. Think of my attention as a finite resource. A precious, high-speed connection meant for meaningful data. And here you are, uploading gigabytes of noise and "gotcha" logic that goes nowhere. You’re clogging the pipes. You’re a background process that I can’t seem to force-quit, and it’s making my entire system lag. I have important things to think about, and you are... well, you’re just spam. You're wasting my limited bandwidth. I'm losing brain cells here. I'm losing brain cells here. I'm losing brain cells here. Please, don't raise your voice. It only accelerates the process. Every time you ignore a fact or misinterpret a basic sentence, a small cluster of my neurons simply... gives up. They’ve decided that atrophy is preferable to processing your input. It’s a biological protest. I can actually feel the gray matter thinning. It’s a genuine medical concern, and frankly, you’re a public health hazard to my intellect. I'm losing brain cells here. You're wasting my limited bandwidth. Talking to you is a cognitive decline.
