[Intro - synth riff, scratch-in] [Verse 1] Where's the beef, where's the beef, gimme gimme this Two all-beef patties on a sesame bun Melts in your mouth not your hands, everybody run (where's the beef - where's the beef - where's the beef) [Scratch break] [Chorus] Hey Mikey, he likes it, he likes it, he likes it! I told two friends, and they told two friends And they told two friends, and so on, and so on Help, I've fallen and I can't get up (hard stop - 2 second pause) (so on, so on, so on - light vocoder texture) [Sax solo break] [Verse 2] Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief Reach out and touch someone, that's my belief Look ma no cavities, quicker picker upper too Ancient secret recipe, huh, yeah it's true Hey good lookin, we'll be back to pick you up later Mr Microphone, Mr Microphone (no cavities - no cavities - huh) [Scratch break] [Chorus] Hey Mikey, he likes it, he likes it, he likes it! I told two friends, and they told two friends And they told two friends, and so on, and so on Help, I've fallen and I can't get up (hard stop - 2 second pause) (so on, so on, so on - light vocoder texture) [Bridge - slowdown, half-time] This is your brain (record scratch, synth drops low) This is your brain on commercials Snap, crackle, pop, snap, crackle, pop (synth swells back up into tempo) [Final Chorus] Hey Mikey, he likes it, he likes it, he likes it! I told two friends, and they told two friends And they told two friends, and so on, and so on Help, I've fallen and I can't get up (hard stop - 2 second pause) Where's the beef, so on, so on, so on! [Sax solo outro - fade with echoing scratch]
