"Broadcasting from the Busted Satellite"| Bari Zezmore

[Verse 1] Greetings This is your captain We're broadcasting from the busted satellite The last American cowboy died When we took him to the county jail But we heard he's been revived As a low-end live stream on an illegal scale B-movie monsters can be seen Wandering the vicinity of the crash site [Chorus] (We're not alone, I tell you) (They're already here) [Bridge] (This is not a drill, people) (I repeat, this is not a drill) [Verse 2] Stay indoors and don't panic They're already among us And they've taken on human forms Like that strange new friend of yours Did you see his baby picture? He claims his mother lost it How convenient He says he's been here all along But I don't believe it [Chorus] (We're not alone, I tell you) (They're already here) [Bridge] (This is not a drill, people) (I repeat, this is not a drill) [Verse 3] There's no more news to report We'll update you when we learn more In the meantime If you see a flying saucer Don't panic and please don't record You're in grave danger if they know that you know And no one likes spoilers Oh This just in: there's nothing to see here Have a good night [Chorus] (We're not alone, I tell you) (They're already here) [Bridge] (This is not a drill, people) (I repeat, this is not a drill)