CHORUS (You know) I gotta prollim’ I just can’t stop low ballin’ Counteroffer stallin’ eBay’s always callin’ No, I ain’t done yet C’mon just smash accept Offers for one third of listing That’s as good as it gets VERSE I’m searching whenever I can I won’t miss one again I’ve got mad saved searches On a list that never ends I think that I’m so smart Cuz I can spot an easy mark I get bold just after dark That’s when negotiations start Just find the lowest listing there Then offer three fifty cuz i can and I don’t care You’ll prolly get denied for sure Then just bump that counter up to four! (You know) I gotta prollim’ I just can’t stop low ballin’ Counteroffer stallin’ eBay’s always callin’ No, I ain’t done yet C’mon just smash accept Offers for one third of listing That’s as good as it gets Adding to my cart Do I really want this card? I don’t gotta think too hard that’s a hard yes. (I want that card!) First it’s what I need Then I get what looks real neat Then I’m done There’s the sun Scared to see my receipts It just doesn’t feel right With no mail in sight Gotta keep them cards coming The wait is what I like And then here comes the day The card that couldn’t wait Secure and stare and never share Until it’s time to trade away (You know) I gotta prollim’ I just can’t stop low ballin’ Counteroffer stallin’ eBay’s always callin’ No, I ain’t done yet C’mon just smash accept Offers for one third of listing That’s as good as it gets And now I’ve got everything I need There still ain’t a listing that I haven’t seen It’s not my fault don’t be mean I just want gems so low it’s obscene I’m sending out offers Like Ten at a time Tomorrow when I wake up Five of the same card is mine Tomorrow when I wake up I’ll be card rich cash poor for the hundredth time (That’s right!) We all got prollims We just can’t stop low ballin’ Counteroffer stallin’ eBay’s always callin’ No, we ain’t done yet C’mon just smash accept Offers for one third of listing That’s as good as it gets
