PIGEON OVERLOAD DATE 【Verse 1】 Sunny bench at the public park Holding hands, everything feels light A couple pigeons by our feet Kinda cute, not a problem, right? You laugh, I throw a tiny crumb Just one bite, just a test They tilt their heads, they look so dumb Still thinking this date’s the best 【Pre-Chorus】 Flap flap, closer now Why are there so many eyes? This feels like a documentary And we’re the fries 【Chorus】 Too many pigeons, way too near Tap tap tap on my shoes I wanted romance, fresh air, peace Not fifty birds with attitudes It started sweet, now it’s insane The sky is judging our mistakes This was a park date, baby Now it’s a pigeon apocalypse 【Verse 2】 They surround us in a perfect ring Military-level coordination You say “don’t move”, I breathe too loud They interpret it as an invitation One lands bold on my shoulder Another steals your snack Eye contact lasts too long There’s no turning back 【Verse 2｜Rap】 Yo Step one: crumbs on the ground Step two: wings make that sound Step three: oh no, oh damn Why are they learning our plans? Left side pigeon, right side pigeon Back-up squad from downtown This ain’t nature, this is strategy I think we’re getting clowned You wave your arms like semaphore I freeze like prey in fear Somewhere a pigeon general Is whispering “bring them here” 【Pre-Chorus 2】 Flap flap, overhead Shadows block the sun Romantic mood officially Canceled, done 【Chorus】 Too many pigeons, way too close Personal space is dead One just stared into my soul Another brushed your head I planned a kiss, a gentle scene A pop song moment, cute and clean Instead we’re trapped in feathers And aggressive cooing screams 【Bridge】 This park used to feel so calm Now it’s beaks and feet Love is patient, love is kind Love is moving seats 【Last Chorus】 Too many pigeons, can’t escape They follow when we stand We run, they run emotionally This wasn’t in the plan Next time coffee, next time walls Next time somewhere bird-free please Our love survived the pigeon storm But barely, honestly 【Outro】 Coo Coo Coo Never feeding birds again
