Introducing Microsoft: Big Boy

we are just druuunk with pleasure to feed to you tonight the new microsoft special that is just getting into your noggin right now and it's Microsoft Big Boy put on your specialsuspenders straup on up a big bag of cold bean coffee and get pretty in your office desk because this product is the BIGGEST “Boy” of microsoft since Elton gates sacrificed a meteor Hey so what you are asking is 'am i a pretty boy already so that Microsoft: Big Boy isn't for me NO!' if you are big or pretty it can MAKE YO A BIGGER BOY. Lets dive into some of the features which are a LOT:* 1 will pet you 2 intimidates friends 3 winning through violenc but that's just what bigboy gets.. youre probably asking yourself "what bigboy wants!?" and you guessed. its trepanning. Trepanning? the kiss of skull-shell and rock. now take a look at what Microsoft: Big Boy gets for every SKULL-shucker overhere in Redmon, TODAY: * Sid was mad that Eric got a soda dispenser at his desk today.  “Microsoft: Big Boy!” told Sid a comforting lie and now Eric can no longer eat meat! *