[Intro] Ay, kumusta! Today, Tito teach you... perfect English. (perfect... hehe) [Verse 1] Woke up this morning feeling so fantastic Put on my rubber shoes, walking so drastic Wife is calling me for pancake and sardines Diabetes coming but I still want to win Went to Jollibee, order number three Cashier say "for here?" I say "yes, with me" Sabi niya "sir, that's four hundred fifty" Ay sus, mahal naman, grabe. Bigti! [Pre-Hook] Diba, diba, sabi ko na sayo Ala eh, sus, kailangan lang mag-slow (slow, slow, ay pards, slow down) [Hook] I speak the English, oh so perfect Every word I say, sino mag-check Jollibee for lunch, hippopotamus size Rubber shoes on my feet, ang saya sa buhay ko tonight (perfect, perfect, ay English ko perfect) [Verse 2] At the office today, big committee meeting Boss say "focus" I hear "fo-kas," still competing Print the photocopy, I say it with pride Sabi ni Manager "Tito, chill," pero ako, no need guide Mister CEO asking for the mango shake Sir I say "mango" and give him one more take He laughs, he claps, he say "Tito, you're the best" Ala eh, of course, I ace the English test [Hook] I speak the English, oh so perfect Every word I say, sino mag-check Jollibee for lunch, hippopotamus size Rubber shoes on my feet, ang saya sa buhay ko tonight (perfect, perfect, ay English ko perfect) [Bridge] Frigidaire (Refrigerator) Second Thought Second Floor Baby Oil Lotion Coupon Bond Nestle Cream Waiting Shed Wait lang, ala eh, that's how we do! (uy, ang galing, sige pa, sige pa) [Hook - final] I speak the English, oh so perfect Every word I say, sino mag-check Jollibee for lunch, hippopotamus size Rubber shoes on my feet, ang saya sa buhay ko tonight [Outro] English, English, ay sus, perfect na 'to! Tito out.
