I can't fight these ninjas any longer And yet I'm still afraid to let it flow What started out in the DOJO has grown stronger I wish I had the Kung-Fu grip to let it show I tell myself that I can't hold out forever I said the ninjas fear what happens next Ninjas pester us when we're together You give my life Ninjitsu You make everything so KEYAH! And even as I wander I'm keeping you in sight You're a careless little weirdo On a cold, dark winter's night And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might [CHORUS] And I can't fight these ninjas anymore Ninjas everywhere, all over the floor It's time to kickass with a sword And throw some throwing stars, and smoke bombs. [DOUBLE CHORUS] Baby, I can't fight these ninjas anymore
