[Verse 1] I logged in today But there's no class to choose The menu froze up Guess I'm born to lose Beyond the village walls There's adventure waiting there But why'd you trip me up Before I even got somewhere? Hey, hold on a second That can't be right How am I supposed to move If I can't start the fight? [Pre-Chorus] No sword in my hand No magic to cast Then at least let me play Why make this last? This "realistic mode" Is driving me insane It's hitting every nerve And getting on my brain [Chorus] I don't want this reality! Just let me start the game! I don't want this reality! If it's broken, fix the thing! I don't want this reality! Give me back my money now! I don't want this reality! I just wanna play somehow! [Verse 2] Someone in the chat says "Calm down, it's okay" Then laughs through their nose And complains all day "It's working as intended" That's the face they make But honestly, there's no way I'm buying that mistake A hero with no job Isn't funny anymore Leave these stupid restrictions Outside the dungeon door [Pre-Chorus] It's not even gacha But luck decides it all Don't lock every pathway Right at the starting hall Feels like somebody's laughing Watching players fail The more I think about it The more I wanna yell [Chorus] I don't want this reality! Just let me start the game! I don't want this reality! Call it a bug by name! I don't want this reality! Give me back my time today! I don't want this reality! I just wanna play, okay?! [Bridge] Some guy found an exploit And won't stop showing off "Can't get hired yet?" he says With a smug little scoff I'll smile real sweetly Then fire back at you "Do you seriously think That's something cool to do?" [Final Chorus] I don't want this reality! Just let me start the game! I don't want this reality! If it's broken, fix the thing! I don't want this reality! Give me back my life right now! I don't want this reality! I just wanna play somehow! I don't want this reality! One more time so hear me clear! I don't want this reality! Patch it up and restart here!
