[Verse] A goose drops bombs on the sidewalk square A squirrel leaves treasures without a care The cows and the cats, they do as they please But my dog squats and I'm down on my knees [Prechorus] Is the poop magic, or is it doom Does it secretly glow beneath the moon [Chorus] Does my dog's poop bend time and space Summon black holes from this place Is there danger in that little pile Or is the universe in denial [Verse 2] I never bagged a pigeon’s funk Never scooped a raccoon's dung Do my dog’s droppings warp the air Cause a cosmic portal in the park somewhere [Prechorus] Will it end the human race If I leave it in its place [Chorus] Does my dog's poop bend time and space Summon black holes from this place Is there danger in that little pile Or is the universe in denial [Bridge] What if I just leave it, Will the FBI know? Will they tell my H.O.A.? will the worm hole grow?? [Chorus] Does my dog's poop bend time and space Summon black holes from this place Is there danger in that little pile Or is the universe in denial [Outro]
