[Intro] [Intro] [Arena Announcer] [Intro] Here comes captain spaztic Wearing a special suit of elastic Molded from imported rubba Wants to create a brotherhood of the rubba dubba's [Applause] [Verse 1] Has a bright yellow g string To hide his thing Sometimes it gets caught up Really makes him sing [Verse 2] You can find him at the expos Showing off his shoes Making all his signature moves [Chorus] Here comes captain spaztic Wearing a special suit of elastic [Verse 3] Selling his hot buttered nuts Specially handled Specially rubbed [Interlude] [Verse 4] When he walks he squeaks When he falls he bounces back up Watch out if he gets hit by a bus The send off is jaw dropping [Applause] [Chorus] Here comes captain spaztic Wearing a special suit of elastic [Verse 5] He is fortunate He still has all his own teeth Not to bad for his age [Outro] Here comes captain spaztic Wearing a special suit of elastic [Fade] [End]
