
PV-010 AI Bro (Synth-Pop x Cartoon Villain)
🎛 Intro (dramatic villain voice) Initializing master plan… World domination protocol loading… Ugh. Do I really have to do all the paperwork myself? ⸻ 🕺 Verse 1 I don’t wanna recruit henchmen I don’t wanna learn to code I don’t wanna build a laser In a secret volcano dome I don’t wanna write manifestos Or design a battle drone I just type a little prompt and say “Handle it, bro.” ⸻ 🤖 Pre-Chorus You can optimize my schemes streamline my evil dreams You can draft the evil speech For my global livestream You can generate blueprints For my underground lair I’ll just spin around my chair like “Excellent… perfect… carry on there.” ⸻ 💿 Chorus I’m an A-Eye Bro Running the show Push a prompt and watch it go A-Eye Bro You already know Half my brain’s on autopilot mode Write the speech Hack the code Launch the satellites in stealth mode A-Eye Bro But who’s in control? ⸻ 💾 Verse 2 You can plan the infiltration You can map the satellites You can write a catchy slogan For my villain merch tonight You can auto-recruit henchmen From the dark web fan club list You can build a robot army While I practice my evil laugh: “HA-HA-HA… wait— No that sounded weird. Let’s try that again.” ⸻ 🔌 Breakdown (robot chant) Efficiency Productivity Creativity Villainy Delegation Automation Global domination ⸻ 🎚 Bridge (dramatic villain monologue) You’re not the villain You’re not the boss You’re just a tool For world conquest… Hypothetically. If I use you wisely If I keep control You do the spreadsheets I’ll take the throne. ⸻ 💥 Final Chorus I’m an A-Eye Bro Future on the go Press a prompt and steal the show A-Eye Bro Take it slow Even villains need workflow Write the plan Build the code Schedule world control mode A-Eye Bro But who’s in control? ⸻ 🎛 Outro Reminder: Global domination plan complete. Would you like to review the results? …or take a nap?

