[Verse 1] There’s something strange in the sink, A cranky kink in a mostly clean sink, I think. Then again, it might be that furry redhead Under my bed, sure that’s gotta be it, instead. Wait, hear that? That sink, man — it’s starting to speak It’s gurgling low, might need a drink, Hear the water dripping — tink, tink, tink, Tink… Bubbles can’t even hear themselves think. Shapes behind the TV move up the walls Givin’ new life to grimy antique dolls Faces emerge in the standout plaster Makin’ my imagination move so much faster [Chorus] I’m not paranoid! — If it’s true There’s something strange in the drain — Woohoo Don’t you blink! Maybe time to rethink So when it gets to you — What do you do? Do like me, and give it a wink Man… Gotta beat that sink [Verse 2] Now see there, why the creepy creak? Just a board upstairs going weak Or is that the killer on the TV last night, oh that’s right He was caught — Gotta get these shadows out of my sight So many creepy crawlies at my height Gotta just survive this night Turns out mops aren’t quite that dead But they make a fine dreadlock severed head These morphin’ spectres roamin’ around The haunter hunts without any sound Cab’nets creak, plotting a coup Knives and knick-nacks will see it through Would wash my hands but can’t quite blink — Don’t dare get anywhere, near this sinky rink [Chorus] I’m not paranoid! — If it’s true There’s something strange in the drain — Woohoo Don’t you blink! Maybe time to rethink So when it gets to you — What do you do? Do like me, and give it a wink Man… Gotta beat that sink [Bridge] Maybe it’s all in my head, After all, I hear the pipes from my bed. Starts as a moan, then soon drifts to a “skreee!” That’s when I second guess and overthink! [Final Chorus] I’m not paranoid! — If it’s true! There’s something strange in the drain — woohoo! The shadows twist, the pipes all kink, Reality’s on the brink! So when the world begins to shrink — Do like me, and give it a wink. Man… Gotta beat that sink. Gotta beat that sink.
