[Verse] Love my Tesla yeah thought it was a dream Shiny metal demon runs on electric steam Promised me freedom no gasoline smoke Now all it does is break can't take a single joke [Verse 2] Rollin' down the highway battery starts to die Engines stutter and choke make me wanna cry Tech gods fooled me wires tangled tight Speedin' into nowhere in the dead of night [Chorus] Tesla blues got me drivin' insane Payin' a fortune for electric pain Thought I was cool now I'm stuck in the lane Tesla blues man I’m feelin' the strain [Verse 3] Dashboard flickers gauges start to beep Autopilot's high maybe too much sleep Map says I'm stranded in the middle of nowhere This shiny junkpile never gets me anywhere [Bridge] Talk to customer service robot voice cold Says I'm not entitled to what I’m told Future ain't bright when future's breakin' down Tesla blues baby miss the rusty ol' town [Chorus] Tesla blues got me drivin' insane Payin' a fortune for electric pain Thought I was cool now I'm stuck in the lane Tesla blues man I’m feelin' the strain