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Well, the call went out on the radio Be on the look out for a black male wearing dark clothing considered armed and dangerous Adam did not hear this though He doesn't even own a scanner and anyways he was halfway up a chimney at that point scraper in hand and smile on his face Lord, Adam loves his work Meanwhile, news has spread there is a pregnant white woman dead the suspect is black the suspect is black windows slam shut doors are locked in the suburbs of Boston In one chimney, in a suburb of Boston a very sticky and tricky problem faces Adam a creosote bubble burst and what's worse is it is stuck to his face He can barely see slowly slowly slowly he climbs out and heads to the van slowly slowly slowly Adam hears engines and schreeching tires running footsteps and then "Freeze!" "Get on the ground MotherFucker!" Adam can barely manage a "huh?" He sees his brother in law, Bill the one who is a cop pointing a gun at him and calling him names that he always suspected he did behind his back "huh?" "Get down now Asshole!" "Bill! It's me!" And the shots rang out BOOM BOOM BOOM Good thing Bill is such a lousy shot Adam sued the State for millions now they're both kicking back with their wives on a beach somewhere shaking their heads about Black male and white lies Black male and white lies