Velvet Karens - Everything is a lie

Look at us shine in our ecological dream Generating green power with a diesel machine! The Environment Minister tells us to walk While he buys a new mansion with airmiles and talk They tell us to eat fresh, organic and clean But frozen pizza is cheaper than a single green bean Everything is a lie, they laugh in our face As they herd us like sheep into a dystopian race. Oh, how the world is so beautiful and bright When the puppet elites block out the light! They tell us it's green while the grid goes down A beautiful disaster in a burning town So swallow the poison, accept the pollution Time for a lazy, plastic revolution! We all must go electric for the planet's big sake But the power grid explodes from the choices they make The copywriter cries, the designer gets the sack While the oligarchs pat each other on the back AI takes your job, you have nothing to spend While corrupt politicians toast their corporate friend The lobbyists write laws, you are just a slave Work yourself to death for a greener grave. Oh, how the world is so beautiful and bright When the puppet elites block out the light! They tell us it's green while the grid goes down A beautiful disaster in a burning town So swallow the poison, accept the pollution Time for a lazy, plastic revolution! The youth stares numbly at the flashing screen The perfect distraction for the state machine A dopamine hit with every single swipe Keep the masses drugged on the digital hype Don't look at the inflation, don't look at the banks Just obey the government and give your thanks Tax the grocery bread till the citizens bleed To feed the billionaires and their endless greed. The oat milk elite rides hip through the street Approved by the mayor, pushing poor in retreat The working-class hood is a 'yup paradise' now While the super-rich laugh from their yacht's high bow 'Greedflation' is legal when you own the court They treat our starvation as a political sport So burn down the villas, let the mansions ignite Or just tweet about it in the middle of the night! Oh, how the world is so beautiful and bright When the puppet elites block out the light! They tell us it's green while the grid goes down A beautiful disaster in a burning town So swallow the poison, accept the pollution Time for a lazy, plastic revolution! "Hey guys... can someone please take Ivy home? The battery of her electric scooter is dead... again. Goodnight everyone..."