
Cannibal Buffet (Master Mix)
[Intro] [feedback swell, distorted guitar chugging, double-bass drums] One night only! Bring your appetite! Dead Man's Diner comes alive tonight! [guttural growl] Cannibal Buffet! Cannibal Buffet! Cannibal Buffet! [sustained growl] [Verse 1] Welcome back to this fine establishment Where every course is cruelly decadent You know the name, you know the place Home of the soup with the dead man's face The neon flickers, the doors swing wide Hungry little monsters come pouring inside Grab a plate, join the feeding line Fresh cut horror served right on time Sharpen your teeth, loosen your belt Taste every terror the butcher has dealt [Chorus] Cannibal Buffet! Pile it high upon your tray Cannibal Buffet! All you can eat decay Blood on the table, bones on display Nobody leaves till they've eaten their fill At Dead Man's Diner, we carve you your way Welcome to the Cannibal Buffet! [Verse 2] [tremolo picking guitar] Our dearly departed is tonight's honored guest The one on the table with the split-open chest Ribs in the roaster, heart on the grill Simmering slowly in a cauldron of swill Fingers are battered, the eyeballs are fried A bucket of entrails is waiting beside Tongues in the tongs and brains in a bowl Come back for seconds, surrender your soul The chef rings the bell, the maniacal sneer Another fresh serving is finally here [Chorus] Cannibal Buffet! Pile it high upon your tray Cannibal Buffet! All you can eat decay Blood on the table, bones on display Nobody leaves till they've eaten their fill At Dead Man's Diner, we carve you your way Welcome to the Cannibal Buffet! [Guitar Solo] [fast alternate picking, sweep picking, pinch harmonics] [Bridge] [half-time breakdown, heavy sub-bass] The carving station is dripping in red Serving thick slices straight from the dead Marrowbone gravy and pulmonary pie Pickled intestines with maggots on rye The dining room shakes as the gluttons attack Chewing through muscle and cracking each back The platters run empty, the crowd starts to roar So the cooks drag another fresh corpse through the door [Outro] Bring forth the feast! Bring forth the flesh! Hack it apart and serve it up fresh! Cannibal Buffet! Cannibal Buffet! What you'll find in this buffet is putrid and vile But the regular customers dine with a smile They gnaw through the knuckles and chew every bone Till nothing remains but a blood-polished throne When morning arrives and the feeding is done The gutters run red in the light of the sun The sign flips to closed but remember the date Next weekend we open so don't show up late! [Chorus] Cannibal Buffet! Pile it high upon your tray Cannibal Buffet! All you can eat decay Blood on the table, bones on display Nobody leaves till they've eaten their fill At Dead Man's Diner, we carve you your way Welcome to the Cannibal Buffet! Dead Man's Diner, don't wait There's always more flesh at the Cannibal Buffet! [final cymbal crash]

